20131102

Just for fun

Breaking News:
Confusion on gold digging resolved!
The seer in Unnao clarified that he only wanted to sleep in the temple. He had said, "Mandir Mein Sona Hai"!
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Have you noticed that people who have irritating coughs never go to the doctor's... they go to the theater, the cinema, the concert...
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As per survey, 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping.
The other 3 are coming back from shopping!
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The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries and the rest of junk food:
"Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!"