AND FOR SOME GENDER JOKES MEN
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ANIMATIONS
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Men!!![Flushed face Flushed face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F633.png)
Men!!![Astonished face Astonished face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F632.png)
Men!!![Unamused face Unamused face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F612.png)
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;![Grinning face with smiling eyes Grinning face with smiling eyes](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F601.png)
If U don't, U r not doing anything!😛
If they call,they r missing U;![Face throwing a kiss Face throwing a kiss](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F618.png)
If U call,U r disturbing them!![Tired face Tired face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F62B.png)
If they ask U anything,its their right;![Thumbs up sign Thumbs up sign](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F44D.png)
If U ask them,U r interfering!![Fisted hand sign Fisted hand sign](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F44A.png)
If they care,they luv U;![Heavy black heart Heavy black heart](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_02764.png)
If U care,U r possessive![Person with pouting face Person with pouting face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F64E.png)
So difficult....hats
off to all
!!!!!!😬
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing ![Person with blond hair Person with blond hair](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F471.png)
![Man Man](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F468.png)
![Hammer Hammer](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F528.png)
(For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up ![Dog face Dog face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F436.png)
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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? ![Aeroplane Aeroplane](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_02708.png)
A: Who cares??? Just throw them![Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F61C.png)
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Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO
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A: Dont know, havnt seen either ![Face with tears of joy Face with tears of joy](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F602.png)
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business![Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F61C.png)
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? ![Runner Runner](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F3C3.png)
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving ![Dog face Dog face](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F436.png)
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? ![Wrapped present Wrapped present](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F381.png)
A: Exchange him!! ![Smiling face with open mouth Smiling face with open mouth](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F603.png)
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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract! ![Grinning face with smiling eyes Grinning face with smiling eyes](https://a.gfx.ms/emoji_1F601.png)
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